the real matt bragg wouldn't need two hyphens

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  • fumoshino:

    astra956:

    sardonic-the-writer:

    sardonic-the-writer:

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    my dads response could not have been better

    important addition

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    tee hee

    tee hee

    (via cynicatt)

    • 17 hours ago
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  • random-meme-bot:

    roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

    delphinidin4:

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    Most ironic photos

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    Here’s a photo my dad took at work

    I love Environmental Storytelling

    (via missionnumber33)

    • 17 hours ago
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  • kurtis-a-la-mode:

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    • 17 hours ago
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  • wrightfamily:

    Maya Fey: "id like a hamburger..........................with cheese" well you're getting staples Phoenix Wright: conversation with my surgeon after i hit my head on a windowsill Maya: sureALT
    Dahlia Hawthorne sneers: i can kill ppl bcuz ive died before so i can reclaim killingALT
    Miles Edgeworth grips his elbow nervously: i've felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like 9 years oldALT
    Maya Fey: i wasn't an ipad kid, i was a pink nintendo DS kid Shelly De Killer: I was trained to kill and eat people as a kidALT
    Larry Butz, angry: where are the milfs. Phoenix Wright: spending time with their kids. its the holidays.ALT
    Angel Starr, as an iron chef judge: this carrot slice is really cute. you cut it like a flower? Pearl Fey, blushing: yes 🥰 🌼 The Judge, as the second Iron Chef judge: i love your use of powder sugar on the pudding . makes it look like a mountain top Pearl, grinning: the himalayes 😊ALT
    Maya Fey posts a photo of several pieces of candy: YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO EAT ALL OF THIS, WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO HELP?! Phoenix Wright, thinking about Edgeworth: I wouldn't even attempt it. Can barely eat cause of everything that's gone on. F...... hate falling in love. Never wanna do it again. Stay single and u won't get your heart broken.ALT
    Dick Gumshoe: "im on it boss" <---guy whos about to fuck it all upALT
    Damon Gant: I invented milk Lana Skye, glaring at him: Misinformation detected on this post somewhere. Stay safe everyone. Gant: *replies with a fake screenshot of Lana saying "actually never mind its true she invented milk"* Lana, biting her nail: i live in hellALT
    Phoenix Wright smiles at Pearl Fey: hey man. first time on the bus? parts of it go round and round. but inside it's safeALT

    more here!!

    (via aceattorneytextposts)

    • 17 hours ago
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  • furryprovocateur:

    i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

    (via fatgothgf)

    • 18 hours ago
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  • captaincrais:

    piinfeathers:

    just in case anyone missed this in the news or maybe not in the loop, Disney is currently refusing to meet with or acknowledge the newly formed animation production workers union that just voted to join IASTE and become an official part of TAG, the animators and animation artists guild

    production workers across all studios are currently voting to be recognized for their hard work and invaluable skill at keeping these productions running, but studios are refusing to meet with them to let them negotiate deals or even exist

    as someone who works in animation as a designer i know i wouldn’t be able to do my job at all without any of my production workers. they are the incredibly hard working people who oversee pretty much everything in animation. they make sure everything is running on time, that schedules are being followed, they have to know pretty much every single word of the scripts and beats from the storyboards to make sure nothing is missed, and most importantly, they make sure artists are being taken care of and not overworked. they really are the unsung heroes of the animation world

    production workers are also by far the most exploited workers in animation currently. they make about a fraction of what artists make for just as much work put in, and currently have no agreement for health coverage or other benefits that artists protected by the union are guaranteed

    BUT! there is some good news. right now there’s a petition on IATSE’s website that has over 80,000 signatures currently addressed to disney leadership to do the right thing and meet with this new union and recognized their vote to form. it still needs roughly 21,000 signatures and only takes a minute to sign! anyone with a zip or postal code can sign, meaning both US and Canadian residents can sign and help this union get the deal it deserves!!

    PETITION: Demand Disney recognizes Animation Production Workers' Union!
    IATSE

    i was able to sign from Germany so international zip codes also seem to work!

    (via cryptidfuckery)

    • 21 hours ago
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  • the-grand-author-ne:

    azrakon:

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    (via cryptidfuckery)

    • 21 hours ago
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  • bodiesbodiesbodiesx3:

    going into any lesbian post on this site

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    (via rwbwby)

    • 22 hours ago
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  • the-descolada:

    the-descolada:

    shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

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    Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?

    I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true

    (via midgemash)

    • 23 hours ago
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  • only-tiktoks:

    (via tokidokifish)

    • 23 hours ago
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  • clown-hole:

    gerardwayoftheday2:

    why-are-all-of-my-usernames-gone:

    gerardwayoftheday2:

    bread-of-death:

    gerardwayoftheday2:

    gerardwayoftheday2:

    vampyre-priest:

    gerardwayoftheday2:

    gerardwayoftheday2:

    today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn’t feel anything #numb🤘

    i spelled dresser wrong are you serious

    And toe

    wait what

    this is so embarrassing

    Posts that have 10k to me

    hey now

    you’re a rock star

    get your game on

    A case of Yoplait brand yogurt cups. (Pronounced YO-PLAY)ALT

    (via officialbillhader)

    • 23 hours ago
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  • heartseeker:

    justghoulishthings:

    BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

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    (via doctor-von-raum)

    • 23 hours ago
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  • anonymouscomrade:

    fruityyamenrunner:

    indelicateink:

    depsidase:

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    painfully true

    Zoomers posting what they think the 90s were is so funny, I can guarantee you we bought sweets in 1998 😭 pic.twitter.com/Os9v5dI2Yn  — Tradia (@amalieskram) July 5, 2023ALT

    Imagine saying “where sweets are baked, not bought” about the decade that invented blue raspberry

    (via thebibliosphere)

    • 23 hours ago
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  • naamahdarling:

    aropride:

    aropride:

    “nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life” ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

    what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i’m busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

    “Nothing ever really touches” super cool and poetic love this vibe gonna remember this meanwhile I put my hand in something sticky at the doctor’s office and I will never again feel clean so

    (via vaaaav)

    • 23 hours ago
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  • flanbolt:

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    • 23 hours ago
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